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Dead Fred Pen Holder is a compact, silicone-based desk organizer designed to hold pens and stationery with a darkly humorous twist. Measuring 2.56"x5.12"x0.96", it features a unique 'stab your stress away' pen slot in the chest of a horror-themed figure, making it a standout conversation piece and functional office accessory. Perfect for professionals and students who want to inject personality and stress relief into their workspace.







| ASIN | B007D131AA |
| Best Sellers Rank | #271,886 in Office Products ( See Top 100 in Office Products ) #4,115 in Pencil Holders & Pen Holders |
| Brand | Suck UK |
| Color | Red |
| Customer Package Type | Standard Packaging |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (3,209) |
| Date First Available | December 17, 2007 |
| Department | Men |
| Finish Type | Painted |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 05060043060305 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Weight | 1.82 ounces |
| Item model number | SK DEADFRED1 |
| Manufacturer | Suck UK - Office Products |
| Material | Plastic |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 2.56"D x 5.12"W x 0.96"H |
| Shape | Rectangular Prism |
| Special Feature | Portable |
| Specific Uses For Product | Stationery |
| UPC | 599039360051 |
Z**L
Great Gift or as a Treat for Yourself!
Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.
M**A
I love Fred!
I love him. I bought Fred because I wanted to add to the aura of weirdness that I apparently exude here at my workplace. People seemed shocked and stunned into utter silence when word got out that I'm a horror fan and into zombies. Anyhoo, I thought Fred would help brighten people's days here, since some of the folks here seem to be suffering from a deep, dark depression. I was somewhat right! Not only do I get more leers and jeers from the depressed folk, but those who thought I was at least somewhat still normal (even after finding out about the horror/zombie thing) truly know I'm a disturbed chic. One person asked, "what is the purpose of this?" (referring to Dead Fred). I said, well he holds my pen in a stylish way, and you can pretend he's someone you don't like if the feeling hits you.... that person grinned and walked away, saying, "don't want to get myself into trouble"... either he was wanting to pretend Fred was our boss, or perhaps Fred is me? Either way, I DIG FRED, he has a nice visible spot on my colorful, vibrant desk, and he even matches my hair! Weirdness be damned, he fits in mighty fine here with me. =D
S**N
Funny gift
Made my boss laugh and she placed on her desk 😁
P**B
Dead Fred Has Livened Up My Desk
Any time someone is near my desk they notice my awesome pen holder and comment on it. I love this thing, and it used to be that I was always setting my pens down in random places or they would get lost under a pile of papers or other junk. Now, with this pen holder I always know where my pen goes and if I notice that Dead Fred is missing his pen I will quickly locate it and return it to its rightful place. I wish that there were maybe some different poses that were offered and maybe some different colors so I could have several of these at my desk. These make a great gift for someone in your office, or really anyone with a desk and pen...SUCK UK has some pretty cool other products I just noticed the other day and would love to check some of them out in person.
R**N
Quirky and fun .
This is the best pen holder I have ever had. Definitively a looker , literally so as many will drop by my desk at work just to take a glance . It lightens up my day at work, it’s strong , easy to clean and sturdy . The only reason I gave it 4 stars, is because the hole really only fits very slim pens . If you have a fancier or nicer pen it will not fit so well and almost topple over . Other than that , this is perfect .
R**A
Loved it!!
This was a gift for a coworker and others saw it and ordered it was well. It’s small but perfect for your desk. I plan on buying one for myself 😁
C**M
A quirky pen holder.
I ordered my Dead Fred on August 29, 2019, I received it on September 9, 2019. I seem to have received the legitimate Dead Fred, whereas some customers have complained of receiving a knockoff. The packaging says he is silicone rubber. He does not smell, as some reviewers have said. I suspect that those reviewers got the knockoff. It is fairly sturdy. Flexible but not soft. It should hold up to being repeatedly stabbed with a pen. Otherwise, it's a pen holder. It successfully holds my pen. I can't really say much more.
B**B
Just TOO much fun!
Wonderful purchase! Every time I look at it I have to smile -- it's worth the money for that alone!!! If you'd like to "give it" to somebody at work; and you can visualize stabbing them, just stab 'Fred' instead. Other than the FUN of it all, I always know where I can find a pen now. Very functional, too. Good Quality, also. Buy it! There are other cute options in this series as well, check them out!
S**M
Red man never felt a thing
M**A
Tenemos el despacho en casa, y lo tenemos como queremos jaja, así que este soporte para boli es muy de nuestro estilo, es divertidísimo, súper original y estamos contentísmos con la compra. La calidad es excelente y la relación calidad-precio, estupenda...
N**A
The UK Dead Fred Pen Holder is a quirky and fun addition to my workspace. It's exactly as described and adds a touch of whimsy to my desk. Plus, it's a practical way to keep my pens organized and easily accessible. Love it! 😄🖋️
M**O
Nice gift if you did law
S**T
The Dead Fred pen holder looks great on the desk; It is a quirky thing to buy, and it suits my purpose.
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